Movie poster mash-ups
I choked on the air I was trying to breathe
I LOST IT AT SHIELD OF DREAMS
I need the Inglourious Wizerds poster on my wall right fucking now
feelings are terrible 0/10 would not recommend
I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”.
Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.
“Iron Man 3: Tony Stark”
If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”
it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah
do you think cats know they dont have thumbs
do cats know what a thumb is
why wouldn’t they lol everyone knows what a thumb is
cats know what thumbs are but do thumbs know what cats are
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE